"Damn that television

What a bad picture

Don't get upset

It's not a major disaster

There's nothing on tonight " he said

"I don't know what's the matter

Nothing's ever on" She said

"So I don't know why you bother"

We've heard this little scene

We've heard it many times

People fighting over little things

And wasting precious time

They might be better off I think

The way it seems to me

Making up their own shows

Which might be better than TV

Judy's in the bedroom

Inventing situations

Bob is on the street today

Scouting up locations

They've enlisted all their family

They've enlisted all their friends

It helped saved their relationship

And made it work again

Their show gets real high ratings

They think they have a hit

There might even be a spin off

But they're not sure 'bout that

They ever watch TV again

It'd be too soon for them

Bob never yells about the picture now

He's having too much fun

Judy's in the bedroom

Inventing situations

Bob is on the street today

He's scouting up locations

They've enlisted all their family

They've enlisted all their friends

It helped save their relationship

And made it work again

So think about this little scene

Apply it to your life

If your work isn't what you love

Then something isn't right

Just look at Bob and Judy

They're happy as can be

Inventing situations

Putting them on TV

Judy's in the bedroom

Inventing situations

Bob is on the street today

He's having a vacation

They've enlisting all their family

They've enlisted all their friends

It helped save the relationship

And made it work again