I thought my chance of being in love

Had passed me by, it’s true

But you brought the sun back into my life

Now I must confess to you.

I was the lonely boy

Until you came along and brought me joy

Just like a baby with a brand new toy

You really made my day.

I was a lonely boy

Just a little shy and oh, so coy

With all the charm and grace

That you employ

You stole my heart away.

I was only young and so were you

But what else could I do

One, two, how I love you.

Chorus:

Oh, big fat momma,

Hold me close and squeeze me tight

Bet your bottom dollar, I’ll be right

If I stay with you

Big fat momma, take a walk with me tonight

Bet your bottom dollar, by the light

Of the silvery moon.

Harmonise and croon a simple tune

Together we will spoon

And in june, honey-moon.